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A parish priest is facing a lifetime ban and loss of his career with the Church of England after he was awakened from a drunken stupor in a courtyard in the middle of the night and brawled with police and emergency workers, reports CourtNewsUK.
According to a police report, Gareth Jones, 36, sought diplomatic immunity and bizarrely claimed that he represented the Pope, stating, Im from the Vatican, youre f*cked after a night of heavy drinking that included wine, gin, beer and vodka.
Jones is currently suspended from his position at St Mary and the Virgin in Great Ilford which is part of the Church of England not the Catholic church.
Police state that when a paramedic attempted to help Jones, who sprawled on the ground on Charing Cross Road, he warned the emergency worker, I am going to f*ck you up.
According to a police report, Gareth Jones, 36, sought diplomatic immunity and bizarrely claimed that he represented the Pope, stating, Im from the Vatican, youre f*cked after a night of heavy drinking that included wine, gin, beer and vodka.
Jones is currently suspended from his position at St Mary and the Virgin in Great Ilford which is part of the Church of England not the Catholic church.
Police state that when a paramedic attempted to help Jones, who sprawled on the ground on Charing Cross Road, he warned the emergency worker, I am going to f*ck you up.
https://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/im-from-the-vatican-youre-fcked-parish-priest-suspended-after-drunken-brawl-with-police/
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‘I’m from the Vatican, you’re f*cked!’ (Original Post)
Warren Stupidity
Jun 2016
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hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)1. His mother should have taught him not to mix his drinks.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,385 posts)5. I think it was the sheer quantity
which was pretty impressive - it must have been a night out to behold:
Parish priest Gareth Jones, 36, yelled: I have diplomatic immunity as he punched, kicked, bit and spat at a police officer and a paramedic who found him passed out in his clerical frock on Charing Cross Road, in Covent Garden, central London.
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Jones threatened to attack Mr Pollock but was unable to stand up after downing three bottles of wine, several pints of beer, a number of gin and tonics and vodka during a binge of Biblical proportions.
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He told officers he had been drinking at El Vino and The George on Fleet Street before heading to a nightclub in Soho, adding: I am utterly ashamed and sorry for any harm that I have caused.
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Mr Hockley told the court that Jones had consumed around 53 units of alcohol before the incident and is seeking help to deal with alcoholism.
http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/vicar-fined-drunken-brawl-police/
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Jones threatened to attack Mr Pollock but was unable to stand up after downing three bottles of wine, several pints of beer, a number of gin and tonics and vodka during a binge of Biblical proportions.
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He told officers he had been drinking at El Vino and The George on Fleet Street before heading to a nightclub in Soho, adding: I am utterly ashamed and sorry for any harm that I have caused.
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Mr Hockley told the court that Jones had consumed around 53 units of alcohol before the incident and is seeking help to deal with alcoholism.
http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/vicar-fined-drunken-brawl-police/
One 'unit' is 10ml of pure alcohol; a 700ml bottle of vodka has 28 units, so he'd more or less drunk the equivalent of 2 bottles of vodka.
Cassiopeia
(2,603 posts)2. Well, at least no children seem to be involved.
Cartoonist
(7,323 posts)3. A misspent youth
At his hearing before a magistrate it was revealed that, prior to becoming a priest, Jones had a criminal history that included making a false bomb threat, marijuana possession, fraud and criminal damage.
I'm OK with the marijuana possession.
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)4. Reminds me of a Robin Williams routine
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trotsky
(49,533 posts)9. OH SNAP
Good thing those who are perpetually offended by the truth can't actually get the post deleted.
onager
(9,356 posts)10. Yeah, that's funny.
Whenever I see a hidden post, first thing I do is click "Show." So if the censors are really trying to keep others from reading those post - Epic Fail.