An Atheist Tract

[cleanhippie]

At our monthly, organized militant atheist meeting (that opened with a prayer, strangely enough), the supreme leadership decreed that all atheists would now be required to distribute atheist propaganda. This is what got handed out. Feel free to make copies...

[laconicsax]

1. tl;dr

[rug]

3. Allow me to translate.

"Literally, 'Too long; didn't read'

"Said whenever a nerd makes a post that is too long to bother reading."

Or,

"Too long ; Didn't read.

"Any over wordy thread or long drawn out story that people don't want to really read, but reply to anyway.

"Also a form of trolling or humorous reply telling some one to get to the point."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tl%3Bdr

[laconicsax]

8. For whose benefit are you translating?

Mine? I know what I said, why, and what I meant by it.

Cleanhippie's? I'm pretty sure he knows what I said and what I meant by it.

The tiny proportion of Internet users who are both unfamiliar with tl;dr and unaware of how to use Google? That's very thoughtful.

Yours? Did you just learn what tl;dr is and couldn't contain your enthusiasm?

[tama]

16. Saved me

from the bother of googling the English acronym. Thanks rug.

[deucemagnet]

2. Here's a link to a larger .gif.

i158.photobucket.com/albums/t91/Broodstar13372/lolreligion.gif

Sorry, technical difficulties.

[rurallib]

5. mark to return to - looks interesting.

[LARED]

6. Sounds like a whacked out fundie meeting

Opening in prayer.

Required to prosthelytize using tracts.

Before you know, Thursdays nights will be door to door atheist witnessing.

[humblebum]

9. More like a typical whacked out militant atheist meeting. nt

[laconicsax]

10. ...

[humblebum]

11. Did I stutter? Just more

radical atheist anti-religious bigotry. What else is new?

[eqfan592]

12. No, you didn't stutter.

And as you continue to post, you are only reinforcing the question asked in the previous post.

[humblebum]

13. I think the opinion and the wording used were quite explicit. No

big words used. Must be a reading deficiency.

[eqfan592]

14. No, not a reading deficiency, at least not on my part.

I understand the words perfectly. The application of the words you used is what made no sense.

[humblebum]

15. Oh well. nt

[dimbear]

7. I am sorry to read that atheists are not intellectually promiscuous. I was led to believe that was

the actual purpose of Mensa.