Trump Calls Jesus "A Loser"

[progressoid]

Washington – Donald Trump said Tuesday that Jesus Christ was a ‘socialist loser’ because he used to feed the poor and heal the sick.

Then Trump – the Republican presidential contender who has captured the hearts and minds of at least 20% of the nation’s Republicans – vowed: “Believe me, Trump would never help the poor.”

“I would never give away medicine for free. Jesus was weak. Let me tell you something, Jesus is not god. He’s god because he was crucified. I like gods that weren’t crucified.”

“Perhaps he’s god, but right now, Jesus hasn’t done anything in 2000 years,” Trump added. “Jesus gets up there and starts bleeding out on the cross. Trump wouldn’t do that. He has blood coming out of his sides, his eyes, his feet, blood coming out of his wherever. Just disgusting.”

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[libdem4life]

1. Come on, now, this IS the Onion, no? But, he does have a point, yet not likely

appreciated by the RWers.

[Gothmog]

2. I love good satire

[stone space]

3. Love it!

[Lordquinton]

4. Of course now he's coming out pro jesus to counter these, um, claims?

He knows all the books of the bible, John, Paul, George, Fred...

[MADem]

5. That's flat-out funny because it sounds like something he would say! nt

[Lordquinton]

7. When truth is inseparable from fiction

The onion had an editorial not so long ago talking about how hard satire is these days, what with things that would be their domain becoming stories that aren't even headlines anymore. Like everything around Mike Brown, and the shenanigans around various churches.

[Warren Stupidity]

6. Kick

[PicturingPolitics]

8. Lets just sing some tweets to get back to reality

Josh Groban sings Donald Trump’s tweets, and it’s the best thing ever

[progressoid]

9. Ha! That was great.

[UrbScotty]

10. Many Rs might as well do so - they turn against everything Jesus stood for (nt)