If Jesus was asked about internet forum moderation
Found elsewhere and thought it was hilarious. Though actually something anyone on Christian forums should probably consider:
Jesus returned to the Mount of Olives, but early the next morning he logged back on the forum. A crowd soon gathered in IRC and he started posting with them. As he was typing, the moderators of the forum and the most vocal complainers brought a woman who had been caught in the act of trolling. They put her in front of the forum.
"Teacher,” they said to Jesus, “this woman was caught in the act of trolling. The site's Terms of Service says to ban her. What do you say?”
They were trying to trap him into saying something they could use against him, but Jesus stooped down and started playing Candy Crush on his phone. They kept demanding an answer, so he posted again and said, “All right, but let the one who is without moderate posts cast the first infraction!" Then he stooped down again and played some more Candy Crush.
When the accusers read this, they started logging off one by one, beginning with the oldest, until only Jesus was on the forum with the woman. Then Jesus started posting again and posted to the woman, “Where are your accusers? Didn’t even one of them condemn you?”
“No, Lord,” she posted.
And Jesus posted, “Neither do I. Go and troll no more.”
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