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I wonder what he's thinking. (Original Post)
rug
Feb 2014
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ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)1. Maybe he's Muslim,
and he's thinking "a Jew, A Christian, and a Muslim ride on a plane together" is the start of a bad joke.
rug
(82,333 posts)2. The priest asks the rabbi if Judaism still prohibits eating pork. The rabbi said it does.
The priest asks the rabbi has he ever eaten pork. the rabbi said he did one time
The rabbi asks the priest if his vows require him to be celibate. The priest said they do
The rabbi asks the priest if he had ever had sex. The priest admitted one time he did.
The rabbi says, beats the hell out of a pork sandwich, doesn't it?
The Muslim pulls out his cell phone and posts them on the internet.
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)3. Ha! Love it. nt
cbayer
(146,218 posts)4. He might be feeling like he's got a least two bases covered.