Adorable Rockies Attempting To Win World Series

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PHILADELPHIA—In an absolutely precious little press conference before the start of the NLDS Wednesday, the upstart Colorado Rockies confirmed that they would be making the most adorable effort to win the World Series this year. "They looked so handsome up there in their clean, pressed uniforms that I could have just died," said ESPN baseball analyst Peter Gammons, adding that he wanted to walk right up to Rockies shortstop Troy Tulowitzki and pinch his iddy-biddy cheeks. "I know I shouldn't have laughed when they said they thought they had a chance, but it was so priceless to see them pretending to talk like grown-ups." Saying that they felt they were being patronized, the Rockies concluded the press conference with quite the temper tantrum, because they were tired and cranky and needed a nap.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/adorable-rockies-attempting-to-win-world-series,6922/

[RockaFowler]

1. Awwwww

So adorable

[El Supremo]

2. That's about as weak as Helton's bat in that 3 year old picture.

Really have to go through the archives to find anything, huh?

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3. Nope...

Just a simple reminder that your team hasn't won shit.

Oh---I know--- they go to the playoffs every once in a while.

But ---they just can't stop the gag reflex when they try and win the big one.

Douchebag losers.

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4. Colorado Rockies: 'What The Fuck Just Happened?'

DENVER—Days after the Boston Red Sox completed their four-game sweep to win the 2007 World Series, Colorado Rockies players dressed in full uniform were still standing on the field experiencing various degrees of shock. "We…we…we were winning lots of games? And then? Then we were losing all these games? Because the Red Sox came and hit and hit and hit and they didn't, they didn't stop…" said Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs, pointing at the left field wall with a shaking and dirty finger before turning, pointing at the right field wall, and repeating the words he has been speaking nonstop since Sunday night. "They hit here, and here, and through the gap there, and they… Oh, God, what happened? What the fuck just happened to us?" Rockies team officials released an erratically worded, hand-scrawled statement today saying they would address any psychological issues just as soon as the World Series is over.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/colorado-rockies-what-the-fuck-just-happened,5901/