**Breaking** Miami owner changes the name his baseball team - again.

[El Supremo]

Miami - Jeffrey Loria, the scourge of Montreal baseball fans and Miami taxpayers is changing the name of the former Marlins - again.

He has finally realized his long held dream of turning Major League Baseball into a circus act.

First he hired the biggest buffoon in baseball as his manager....


Then he placed a theme park monstrosity in the outfield....


And an aquarium to distract fans from how lousy his team will be....


So he went one last step and renamed the club to....
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The Miami Clown Fish!


He will be replacing the uniforms with all white ones with this logo....

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[ellisonz]

1. The aquarium will be hilarious when all the fish croak.

[trumad]

2. Dude

Nuff said.

[El Supremo]

3. Wow! Alex Rodriguez gives Marlins Park high praise.

Gee, what more can I say?

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AuEnxffNLjl395NgSGvsIdURvLYF?slug=ap-marlinsballpark-yankees

The game is on MLB Network right now. I'll just kick myself if I missed a Clown Fish home run.

[trumad]

4. I have been to it as well

Fucking beautiful stadium.

After the game it took me about 20 minutes to South Beach for my first Mohito served by the most beautiful Hispanic bartender I've ever seen.

Beautiful beach, beautiful women, terrific drinks.

Oh well... at least you got your Mountain Oysters.

[El Supremo]

5. What a gyp! The Monstrosity is being saved for opening day.

A Marlin Clown Fish hit a homer but all those missing fans didn't get to see the carnival high striker work.

Is there also a swimming pool next to the frozen daiquiri machines? Wow!

[trumad]

6. Hey---like I said---15 to 20 minutes to one of the most beautiful beaches in the world.

You on the other hand---20 minutes to cow wrestling.

BTW: Win a World Series before talking smack---because otherwise you're nothing more than a Jealous Douchebag.

[El Supremo]

7. I hate to burst your bubble, but...

after 19 seasons each, The Rockies have won 1437 games, The Fish - 1435.

And The Rockies have been to the postseason three times, The Fish - twice.

Want me to look up the attendance numbers, or do you not want to be further embarrassed?

On edit: The Marlins also have never won their division. And they once lost 108 games!

[trumad]

8. Ha Ha Ha

Really---That's what you got? That's your smack?

Let me ask you straight up.

How many World Series wins do the Rockies have?

Come---you can answer that---you can do it.... How many?

Dude---only losers spout shit like your spouting.

For years Upton and Cboy spouted shit like this and this forum beat the shit out of them for it.

Guess what---the Giants finally won a WS and the beating stopped.

I'll give you a clue on how many the Rockies have won--- it's one less than the SF Giants.

Basically what you told me up above is that the Rockies can't win the big one---they're fucking chokers.

Douche

[El Supremo]

9. I'm still waiting for "this forum beat the shit out of" me.

[trumad]

10. Win a fucking world series...