Calling Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry!!!

[El Supremo]

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$26 Hot dog! Texas Rangers to serve 2-foot, 1-pound wiener

Team president Nolan Ryan did not mince words with ESPN Radio in Dallas regarding the Texas Rangers' most recent acquisition — a two-foot-long, one-pound gourmet hot dog that feeds three or four fans and costs $26:

"It has to be a tremendous wiener. And then we're getting some kind of exotic bread flown in from France. And I don't know what kind of condiments you put on that. But I do want to look at it.

"That's a wild dog."

Holy StrasBurgers! Everything really is bigger in Texas. A result of the work of Rangers Ballpark chef Cristobal Vasquez, the dog is a Coney Island-style wiener that will be topped with shredded cheese, chili and sauteed onions. Not to mention the bun, apparently made of "exotic bread flown in from France" — which might be the most Nolan Ryan thing that Nolan Ryan has ever said.

Related: Tim Tebow sandwich coming to Carnegie Deli

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/26-hot-dog-texas-rangers-serve-2-foot-173601862.html;_ylt=Ap_bjpgsdIa395lLgBa3YQkRvLYF

[Scuba]

1. Same price as a regular hot dog at Yankee Stadium.

[El Supremo]

2. But that includes a douche refill.

[Auggie]

3. Time to change the name of the club to the Texas Wieners

[Goblinmonger]

4. "It has to be a tremendous wiener."

Sorry, I know it puts my mental age at 10, but I snickered.

[Auggie]

5. "He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker" -- Mel Brooks, Young Frankenstein

First thing I thought of. Between us we have a mental age of 20.

[El Supremo]

6. I would say "Wurst to First" but here you are >>