Cam Newton Scrambling To Get Up To Speed After Patriots Send Him Playbook Of Every NFL Team
FOXBOROUGH, MAHurriedly trying to organize the dozens of boxes from around the league ahead of his preseason season debut, Cam Newton told reporters Thursday that he was scrambling to get up to speed after the New England Patriots sent him a playbook of every NFL team. This is thousands of pages, its going to take forever to readand I havent even started watching all the security footage of teams practicing yet, said Newton, expressing relief that he was able to rush through all the offenses from Sean McVays coaching tree, only to get bogged down by the 49ers tricky defensive scheme. Ive gotten formation photos, radio frequencies for headsets, and some of these coaches playbooks that go back as far as the 90s. I thought Id be able to breeze through the NFC South, but they actually have Panthers plays in here that Ive never seen before. Oh, God, Im gonna be up all night. At press time, Newton had finally finished reading all the playbooks and had moved onto the teams list of psychological profiles on every NFL quarterback.
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