Eagles fans start petition to have Pope Francis bless Sam Bradford's injured knee

[KamaAina]

Not The Onion!!

http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2015/08/petition_to_have_the_pope_rub_sam_bradfords_knees.html

Just seven days into training camp, the Eagles have already lost two players to a torn ACL.

Now, fans are trying to reach to a higher power to make sure there isn't a third.

A petition has been started on Change.org by Eagles fans in a hope to have Pope Francis bless the often-injured knee of quarterback Sam Bradford during his upcoming trip to Philadelphia in September.

The petition, which has over 600 signatures, reads:
The Pope is coming to Philly! Our city! With this Eagles season coming up, a lot of our Super Bowl hopes rely on Sam Bradford's knees staying healthy. So, with one of the most religious representatives in the world visiting our wonderful place we call home, how about we get him to bless Bradford's knees during his visit to Philly! This town deserves a Super Bowl, and a healthy Bradford is the only way we will have a parade down Broad Street! Please sign this petition and Go Eagles and Welcome to Philly, Pope Francis!!!!

[joeybee12]

1. Save those knees! But to hell with world hunger!

I wonder if this is series?

[KamaAina]

2. Well, it's all over teh intertubes

for whatever that's worth.

[joeybee12]

3. Well, then, it must be true!

You can't put something not true on teh internets...everyone knows that!

[KamaAina]

4. It is common knowledge that Tom Brady frequently enjoys carnal knowledge of pit bulls.

Hey, it must be true!

[joeybee12]

5. He was also "generally aware" of this trade

[hughee99]

6. So if you can get enough signatures, the pope

Will come and do random shit for you? I did not know that.

[KamaAina]

7. Maybe we could get him to take a crap in the woods

sorry, mixed metaphor.

[madinmaryland]

8. I'll sign it with my ass!!

[KamaAina]

9. Is his name Rocinante?