Akron RubberDucks announce "Brian Williams' Pants-on-Fire Night" for National "Tell a Story Day"

[El Supremo]

The night will feature an array of storytelling-related fun. Highlights include:

First 100 fans will receive a pair of suspenders upon entering Canal Park
On-field contests, including "To Tell the Truth" and "Two Truths & a Brian Williams," also known as "Two Truths and a Lie"
In honor of National Tell a Story Day, a fan named Brian Williams will read tall tales
A between-inning chance for fans to audition to be the next television news anchor on the video board, with the fan-voted winner's video sent to NBC
A pair of pants from Brian Williams will be burned in a "pants on fire" ceremony
Any fan in attendance named Brian Williams will have a chance to throw out a ceremonial first pitch

http://www.milb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20150211&content_id=108980946&vkey=pr_t402&fext=.jsp&sid=t402

[Auggie]

1. Why not a Rush Limbaugh or Dick Cheney night?

While I agree the idea of "Brian Williams' Pants-on-Fire Night" is funny, there are a ton of other lying douchebags out there more deserving.

[murielm99]

2. Why not an entire Fox News night?

They don't have to bill it as such, but they could have a whole infield of Fox "personalities" in masks and costumes. They could have a 7th inning Stretch the Truth feature.

[Auggie]

3. "7th inning Stretch the Truth"

[murielm99]

5. They could add Scottie Walker

and a few of those other wannabe candidates.

I know they wouldn't but it is fun to imagine it.

[madinmaryland]

4. LOL!!