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Now you can own the Red Sox's beard balls
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/11/21/5130940/now-you-can-own-the-red-soxs-beard-ballsPresenting Red Sox Beard Balls to bid on and own. Hope you brought your screaming pants!
See that up there? See that disgusting, horrifying pile of pubes behind glass? That's Shane Victorino's beard hair, lovingly fashioned into a ball and mounted for all time. And you can own it. Yep, a custom-mounted quantity of Red Sox beard hair, auctioned off on eBay, with all proceeds going to Movember.
Bidding for SHANF's chin scruff is already up to $465 at the time I am writing this. Hey, here's David Ortiz's face-growth. It's up to $760. That's American dollars. But we can all admit: a small price to pay for something that will last forever, quietly sitting there and still being a mound of hair long after you're dead and in the ground. Unless you're buying it to crack open and eat and smell and roll around in or whatever. Hey; no judging here. It's for a good cause.
lol beard balls
See that up there? See that disgusting, horrifying pile of pubes behind glass? That's Shane Victorino's beard hair, lovingly fashioned into a ball and mounted for all time. And you can own it. Yep, a custom-mounted quantity of Red Sox beard hair, auctioned off on eBay, with all proceeds going to Movember.
Bidding for SHANF's chin scruff is already up to $465 at the time I am writing this. Hey, here's David Ortiz's face-growth. It's up to $760. That's American dollars. But we can all admit: a small price to pay for something that will last forever, quietly sitting there and still being a mound of hair long after you're dead and in the ground. Unless you're buying it to crack open and eat and smell and roll around in or whatever. Hey; no judging here. It's for a good cause.
lol beard balls
http://www.sbnation.com/chorus_images/23683997/standard/medium_709/1385067497
Oh yes, it's "Red Sox'", not "Red Sox's".
