Bowl games I'd like to see:

[El Supremo]

The Reno Casino Bowl - You get free tickets and a buffet when you lose your ass.

The National Rifle Association Scum Bowl - You must pass a background check to get in.

The San Francisco Drag Queen Bowl - It's like the Lingerie Bowl but with a difference!

The Bourbon Street Bowl - They pick up all the drunks and take them to sober up at Tulane Stadium.

The Cleveland Bowl - They light the river on fire during halftime.

The Oral Roberts Bowl - No beer but a big fundie prayer service afterwards.

The Pedophile Bowl - Penn State hosts it every year.

The Neo-Nazi Bowl - Yes it's in Idaho.


Any more ideas?

[El Supremo]

1. The Marijuana Bowl

Alternates between Denver and Seattle every year. Outdoor stadiums only and who cares who scores?

[El Supremo]

2. What? No El Supremo Bowl?

Where the fans can change sides to the team that is ahead? I'm waiting.

[madinmaryland]

4. Fans actually change sides based on the team that is ahead??

[madinmaryland]

3. The Bourbon Street Bowl got canceled after BossHog's antics with forkboy. nt

[Berlum]

5. The Bowling Bowl

Instead of a football, the teams play with a bowling ball. Everybody must wear funny shoes

[Yavin4]

6. The DU Sports Forum Bowl

Teams don't actually play. They just call each other "douchebags" for 60 minutes.

[El Supremo]

7. ...

[font size=10]I win![/font]

[Berlum]

8. Douchebag Bowl

[Yavin4]

13. Flag on the play

You jumped offsides. You yelled Douchebag before the gun. Five yards from the spot of the foul.

[madinmaryland]

9. Can UT actually beat a PAC-10 team tonight?? Or are you routing for Upton's team??

[Condem]

10. LET'S GO BEAVERS!!!!!!!!

Fuck the 'Horns. And that idiot coach of theirs.

[madinmaryland]

11. One never really knows who El is routing for. You watching Iowa State tomorrow? Oops...

wrong Iowa team.

Happy New Year!

[Condem]

12. And to you, mad.

When Iowa goes to Maryland we'll be there!! Hope to see you! Could be the first DUer I ever meet!!!

[madinmaryland]

14. You would be the second one I have ever met. I almost met El Supremo a couple of years ago,

but one never really knows which El Supremo it would have been!!

[Condem]

15. Almost chicken don't make soup, mad.

But it would of been tough missing a fucker wearing 20 ballcaps!

[madinmaryland]

16. It was before his tebow phase. I think he was a Pittsburgh Pirates fan that week.

[Condem]

17. LOL! Tebow!?!

A short-lived fad. Justin fuckin' Bieber has better staying power.

[El Supremo]

18. I feel sorry for you two.

No bowl games. So you take it out on me!

[Condem]

19. No worries, El.

We're laughing with you!