After Success Of London NFL Games, Goodell Thinking About Trying One Game A Year In...

[madinmaryland]

Jacksonville.

NEW YORK—Commissioner Roger Goodell told reporters Monday that given the popularity of NFL games played in London, the league is considering amending its 2014 schedule to include one game each year in Jacksonville, FL. “We believe there is an untapped market in Jacksonville for real American football played between two high-caliber teams,” said Goodell, who noted that there is actually another sport in Jacksonville that they call football, but it mostly involves the ball rolling around on the ground. “This could be a great way of introducing the league to a city that has never experienced the excitement of an authentic NFL game. And if it goes well, who knows? We might even be able to start a franchise there someday.” A recent poll of NFL players revealed that 90 percent would never consider traveling to Jacksonville.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/after-success-of-london-nfl-games-goodell-thinking,30234/

[joeybee12]

1. Hah!

Perfect!

[RockaFowler]

2. Poor Jacksonville!

They can't even get respect from the Onion!

[Berlum]

3. Hoooo ahhhhh!

[taterguy]

4. Interesting choice, Jacksonville was the first European settlement

Have you read the fucking book?

[madinmaryland]

5. Interesting...

Only a dumbass would miss that this was satire.

[El Supremo]

6. Jacksonville and St. Augustine are the same city?

Interesting.

[taterguy]

7. Jacksonville was before St Augustine

You obviously haven't read the fucking book.

[madinmaryland]

8. Lighten up, Francis. There is no mention of Jacksonville in the Bible.

dumbass

[El Supremo]

9. Oh! You must mean Charlesfort or Fort Caroline.

They don't count. Hell, there must be some Viking settlements that predate them by hundreds of years.

[taterguy]

10. Sure they count

[El Supremo]

11. They were very temporary.

[taterguy]

12. Life is temporary