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Two University of Oklahoma fans were walking down the street...
...when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.
The first Oklahoma fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The second Oklahoma fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."
The first Oklahoma fan asks, "Why not?"
The second Oklahoma fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."
