Baltimore, Wall Street tied for first place in the AL East

[Jack Rabbit]

In a game strictly for the birds, the Baltimore Orioles defeated the Toronto Blue Jays tonight, 12-0.

Otherwise, the Tampa Bay Rays took the Wall Street Yankees down a peg, 5-2.

[joeybee12]

1. Who are the Wall Street Yankees?

Don't you mean, SATAN????

[Jack Rabbit]

2. Satan?

Man, Satan is so medieval. Besides, in European folklore and even in Milton, Satan can be a pretty cool and colorful guy, like Coyote in Native American folklore.

Now, Wall Street is all of Satan's evil and none of his good points.