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47of74

(18,470 posts) Tue Oct 29, 2019, 08:01 PM Oct 2019

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The Enterprise help desk....

To: USS Enterprise Desktop Support Technician
From: Ship's Help Desk
Subject: You have been assigned ticket REQ1701

Location: 3F 125 - Personnel Quarters: Spock, Commander
Device: Desktop LCARS Interface
Request Type: Replacement
Request Opened by: CMDR.SPOCK
Request Approved by: CAPT.KIRK
Summary of Request: Desktop LCARS system in requestor quarters encountered crushing forces due to pon farr related emotional disturbances and requires immediate replacement. Immediate replacement of device is entirely logical.

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The Enterprise help desk.... (Original Post) 47of74 Oct 2019 OP

Spock's super strength... B Stieg Oct 2019 #1

They finally came up with a solution to Pon Farr for Mr. Spock. TexasTowelie Jun 2020 #2

B Stieg

(2,410 posts)

1. Spock's super strength...

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Tue Oct 29, 2019, 08:06 PM

Oct 2019

was always interestingly positioned.

TexasTowelie

(112,399 posts)

2. They finally came up with a solution to Pon Farr for Mr. Spock.

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Fri Jun 19, 2020, 06:46 PM

Jun 2020

With the development of the Internet, Spock found relief with Porn Close. Just a couple clicks away...

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