Mitt and the Genie

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Mitt Romney is walking alone on the beach where he spots an old lamp sticking out of the sand. He picks it up and rubbing the sand off it, a Genie appears and tells Romney.

Thanks for letting me out of the lamp. I’ve been stuck in there for over a hundred years. I will reward you with three wishes.

Romney: I wish I had a billion dollars.

Genie: It is done.

Romney thinking: I already have a lot of money, why did I wish for more?

Romney: Hey Genie, why all the money? What’s going on?

Genie: You wished for a billion dollars so I gave it to you.

Romney: No I didn’t! Why would I wish for money when I have a lot of it? Why do you make things up, Genie?

Genie: Very well, the money is gone. You can have your wish back.

Romney: OK then. I wish I had a lot of mansions.

Genie: It is done.

Romney thinking: I already have a lot of mansions, why did I wish for more?

Romney: Why did you give me mansions? I already have a few mansions.

Genie: You wished for mansions so I gave them to you.

Romney: No I didn’t! Why would I wish for mansions when I have mansions already? Wow, Genie! You sure like to stretch things, don’t you?

Genie: Very well. No more mansions. You have you wish back.

Romney: I wish I had a lot of beautiful wives.

Genie: It is done.

Romney thinking: Why did I wish for beautiful wives? I’m a Mormon and I can have as many beautiful wives without wishing.

Romney: Genie! What’s going on? You gave me beautiful wives when I didn’t ask for any. I can have as many wives as I want because I’m a Mormon.

Genie: Sigh. You know what? You’re a pathological liar! Fuck you and your three wishes! I’m getting back in the lamp.

Romney shouting at the lamp: I guess you can’t handle the truth!

[left-of-center2012]

1. Romney would outsource that genie

And replace it with a Leprechaun.