BREAKING: Entire Republican National Convention Stunned As Ann Romney Asks For Divorce

[struggle4progress]

... “Mitt Romney is fiscally strong, he has a great vision for this country’s future, and I’m requesting a very substantial figure in alimony. I strongly feel this is what’s best, both for me and for our family, and my decision is final. If he wants to discuss the matter further he can contact my attorney.” Following the speech, a beaming Mitt Romney reportedly walked across the stage, took the microphone from Ann, and asked the crowd, “Wasn’t she great, everybody?” to continued silence.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-entire-republican-national-convention-stu,29354/

[MikenGina]

1. Funny.......but.....

Too bad The Onion is a humor page........ well, not really....... my wife and I have both been through a divorce and there was nothing funny about it.

[LiberalFighter]

2. One way to find out where he has all of his money hidden.