Dogs Married In $158,187.26 Wedding! Why Are You Still Single?
The Modesto Bee reports that two dogs got married in a benefit for the Humane Society of New York in a Guinness Book Of World Record setting wedding, setting the record for most expensive pet wedding at $158,187.26!
We hope that if youre single, your mom was not invited to this particular wedding, as she may start nagging you about the fact that bride Baby Hope Diamond was able to find her Mr. Right (a.k.a. poodle groom Chilly Pasternak) and youre still single, eating Mr. Noodles in your apartment under the Williamsburg Bridge, with your four hipster aspiring-artist roommates.
Although these may not have been your dogs, with dogs getting married earlier and earlier these days, they very well could have been, so in case this ever happens to you, here are:
3 Worse Things Than Your Dog Getting Married Before You
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http://nottheworstnews.com/2012/07/18/dogs-married-in-158187-26-wedding-why-are-you-still-single/