Humor
Related: About this forumHow about a Steven Wright One Liner thread and here we go,,,,,
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
DrDan
(20,411 posts)I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"
dmallind
(10,437 posts).......like bomb Germans, for example.
dmallind
(10,437 posts)He drilled a hole in our bathroom floor so he could spy on the woman in the apartment below. He's dead now, but I like to think he's somewhere up there,.......
dmallind
(10,437 posts)Until my mother coated his back with thick grease and told him to lie flat. He went downhill very fast after that.
dmallind
(10,437 posts)He used to say to me "Sonny......"
dmallind
(10,437 posts)Was very confused.
She had terrible hay fever and a diabetic shock once. So I went to the hospital to cheer her up. You know - flowers, chocolates..
Lint Head
(15,064 posts)The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
cyberpj
(10,794 posts)It's a small world
but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Pool Hall Ace
(5,849 posts)Patsy Stone
(41,435 posts)"I filled out an application that said, 'In Case Of Emergency Notify...' I wrote 'Doctor'... What's my mother going to do?"
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car"
Broderick
(4,578 posts)Want to see him live. I have plenty on my ipod. Always makes me laugh.
Want to see this thread stay alive with people that post his one liners. I can hear him say them in my mind.
benld74
(9,909 posts)benld74
(9,909 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)I ordered scrambled eggs in the Italian Renaissance.