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TexasTowelie

(112,434 posts)
Mon Feb 18, 2019, 06:56 PM Feb 2019

Tweet Pete for Prez

Note: This is in the Humor Group.




by Pete McCommons


Today, I am announcing my candidacy for President of the United States of America. The results are in from the work of my exploratory committee, and they say, “Go for it.”

Why, you may ask, would an unknown, inexperienced old white man run for the presidency? In the words of Bobby Kennedy, “Why not?”

Any Democrat who wants to be taken seriously in the coming years is running for president this time. It’s just what you do, if you hope to remain viable, to be taken seriously. If you are not running for president, you no longer count. You are out of it.

At this point in the game, it doesn’t matter whether you have a chance to win. It just matters that you are staying alive politically. President Trump didn’t expect to win when he got into the race against all those Republican candidates, and look what happened.

Read more: https://flagpole.com/news/pub-notes/2019/02/13/tweet-pete-for-pres
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Tweet Pete for Prez (Original Post) TexasTowelie Feb 2019 OP
Note: TexasTowlelie, you're posting in every forum, especially US states... Jeffersons Ghost Feb 2019 #1
I'm just placing everything in the appropriate file folder TexasTowelie Feb 2019 #2

TexasTowelie

(112,434 posts)
2. I'm just placing everything in the appropriate file folder
Tue Feb 19, 2019, 03:38 AM
Feb 2019

rather than dumping everything into main forums. If anybody wants to thin out the threads, they can use the filter on the Latest Threads to eliminate "Places" or if anybody wants to search for information it should make it easier to locate.

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