Trumps first bowel movement in White House twice the size of Obamas, Press Secretary reports

[appleannie1943]

Washington D.C. (dpo) - We knew Donald Trump wanted to go big, after all, ‘making America great again’ is no small task. Now, it seems he has delivered. The new White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced today to the gathered reporters of Washington, D.C., that the new President’s first official bowel movement was twice the size of Obama’s in 2009.
Although White House claims on the size of the crowd at Mr. Trump’s inauguration are disputed, in this case, the facts appear to be clear.

http://www.the-postillon.com/2017/01/trump-dump.html

[onecaliberal]

1. Trump is full of shit so that's obviously going to be the case.

[irisblue]

2. leaving his head 1/5 the size no doubt

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[appleannie1943]

3. It would still be YUUUUUUGE

[question everything]

4. I was wondering how long it would take before he claims

that his dick is bigger than Obama's...

[appleannie1943]

5. He needs educated. Being a dick and having one are two different things.

[irisblue]

6. pass the aloe0

[Buckeye_Democrat]

7. He probably makes Melania look at it.

[Bozvotros]

8. "And that's just the part that made it into the toilet"

Spicer said proudly. "There was almost as much in the shorts we found under the bed."

[unionthug777]

9. my thought