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Crewleader

(17,005 posts)
Mon Nov 4, 2013, 04:02 PM Nov 2013

How To Keep A Woman Happy!



How to keep a woman happy....

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
It doesn't take much !!
A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organiser
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Let her go shopping regularly
47. Be honest
48. Be relatively rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other women

AND AT THE SAME TIME, U MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes or who she is with

BUT IT IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT TO:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
* her parents
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


1. Leave him alone




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How To Keep A Woman Happy! (Original Post) Crewleader Nov 2013 OP
stupid. Tuesday Afternoon Nov 2013 #1
I laughed at it. I just got it in a e-mail from a friend. Crewleader Nov 2013 #3
Really? lamp_shade Nov 2013 #2
got most of them unionthug777 Nov 2013 #4
Thanks unionthug777 Crewleader Nov 2013 #5
IBEW Local 357 here: Callmecrazy Nov 2013 #6
Nice to meet you Callmecrazy Crewleader Nov 2013 #7
And vote D at all times! 47of74 Nov 2013 #8
You Said It 47of74 Crewleader Nov 2013 #9

Crewleader

(17,005 posts)
3. I laughed at it. I just got it in a e-mail from a friend.
Mon Nov 4, 2013, 04:46 PM
Nov 2013

Who's husband just loves football and he's happy when he's able to watch the game without any interference.
She has a sense of humor with a ha... ha included. To know her is to love her..... boy it's tough crowd here.

Crewleader

(17,005 posts)
5. Thanks unionthug777
Mon Nov 4, 2013, 05:42 PM
Nov 2013

Last edited Mon Nov 4, 2013, 06:26 PM - Edit history (1)

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