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Sat Jul 13, 2013, 10:40 PM Jul 2013

Alex Jones is Actually The Cookie Monster



History is always a revealer of long hidden truths.

Researchers at the University of 7-Up announced today that the aged short-wave radio host Alex Jones is really a duopolistic reverse anthropomorphic representation of the alter-ego of the postmodern cookie devouring character from America’s Public Broadcasting System, that was finally purchased in whole by AutoZone after the Great Fall of 2018.

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