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benld74

(9,904 posts) Fri Mar 1, 2013, 02:53 PM Mar 2013

Ice Cream

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor
and pulled himself slowly,
painfully, up onto a stool...
After catching his breath, he orders a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

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Ice Cream (Original Post) benld74 Mar 2013 OP
Ouch!!! Waltons_Mtn Mar 2013 #1
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