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EYESORE 9001

(25,941 posts) Tue Mar 12, 2024, 06:42 AM Mar 12

If I were a tree

I heard this on SiriusXM Comedy Club last week, and it’s too good not to share. Had me doubled over with laughter, which is not conducive to safe driving. Enjoy.

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If I were a tree (Original Post) EYESORE 9001 Mar 12 OP

Very nice. I don't know about others, multigraincracker Mar 12 #1

At first, I thought, 'that's horrible!' EYESORE 9001 Mar 12 #2

Very funny. The La la La La part really cracked me up. underpants Mar 12 #3

That was where I lost it too EYESORE 9001 Mar 12 #4

In case you've never seen this "...what's with all the screaming!" 😆 underpants Mar 12 #6

That was fun. KS Toronado Mar 12 #5

multigraincracker

(32,688 posts)

1. Very nice. I don't know about others,

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Original post)

Tue Mar 12, 2024, 06:55 AM

Mar 12

I have two Xs, a good X and a bad X. I wood never wish for any bad luck for the good X. The other, I just wish I never have to remember.
This tune did crack me up. Humor helps heal.

EYESORE 9001

(25,941 posts)

2. At first, I thought, 'that's horrible!'

Reply to multigraincracker (Reply #1)

Tue Mar 12, 2024, 07:03 AM

Mar 12

but the whole premise won me over with the lilting melody and allusions to peace and harmony with nature juxtaposed with imagery of violence. The guy is a comedian, after all, but if he actually carries bags of lime and a shovel in the trunk, then that’s not humorous at all.