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SBD?
An elderly couple, Pauline & Frank, were recently attending a church service at their retirement village.
About halfway through the service, Pauline took a pen and paper out of her purse,and wrote a note and handed it to Frank.
The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
Frank scribbled back:
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"Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
