David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons why Golf is better than Sex...

[MADem]

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#07... Foursomes are encouraged.

#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#05... Three times a day is possible.

#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#03... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.

#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex......

#01... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

[Angry Dragon]

1. And Lefty is bitching because his taxes are going up

[MADem]

2. Huh?? What does that have to do with jokes in the HUMOR group? nt

[Angry Dragon]

3. He gets to play a game better than sex and gets paid to do it

and he complains because it will cost him a couple of bucks

[MADem]

4. This is not the place for that kind of discussion. This is the HUMOR group.

A place to get or share a laugh. Please respect the SOP. I really don't care about your personal remarks, this is a group to post jokes and amusing stories, not gripe and be a pain in the ass.