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WhoIsNumberNone

(7,875 posts) Mon Dec 24, 2012, 01:12 PM Dec 2012

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb? (Original Post) WhoIsNumberNone Dec 2012 OP

Knock knock! Bay Boy Jan 2013 #1

I don't know. crazyrayray Jan 2013 #2

Why are you a member? cyberswede Jan 2013 #3

I guess he thought he was being funny in the humor group--but he's eating pizza now! nt MADem Jan 2013 #5

they don't know what a lightbulb is samsingh Jan 2013 #4

Two. softhearted Feb 2013 #6

The problem is that you have to precisely define "light bulb" . drm604 Feb 2013 #7

I was Edison's apprentice... Oldtimeralso Feb 2013 #8

Bay Boy

(1,689 posts)

1. Knock knock!

Reply to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Sat Jan 5, 2013, 08:54 PM

Jan 2013

Who's there?

More guns!

crazyrayray

(19 posts)

2. I don't know.

Reply to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Mon Jan 7, 2013, 08:32 PM

Jan 2013

But as a lifetime member please tell me.

cyberswede

(26,117 posts)

3. Why are you a member?

Reply to crazyrayray (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 7, 2013, 08:42 PM

Jan 2013

MADem

(135,425 posts)

5. I guess he thought he was being funny in the humor group--but he's eating pizza now! nt

Reply to cyberswede (Reply #3)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 03:59 AM

Jan 2013

samsingh

(17,601 posts)

4. they don't know what a lightbulb is

Reply to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 02:20 AM

Jan 2013

softhearted

(11 posts)

6. Two.

Reply to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Thu Feb 7, 2013, 08:16 AM

Feb 2013

One to change the lightbulb and one to deny all responsibility.

drm604

(16,230 posts)

7. The problem is that you have to precisely define "light bulb" .

Reply to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 12:45 PM

Feb 2013

Tungsten filament? CFL? LED? Lumens? Wattage? It's nearly impossible to define "light bulb" well enough to actually change one. In fact, unless you're Thomas Edison himself, you're not even qualified to discuss the issue.

Oldtimeralso

(1,937 posts)

8. I was Edison's apprentice...

Reply to drm604 (Reply #7)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 05:01 AM

Feb 2013

my job was to hold the flashlight as he worked on his attempts to perfect the light bulb!

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