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BigmanPigman

(51,611 posts)
Wed Oct 24, 2018, 10:45 PM Oct 2018

Guess this character from Dr Seuss...

You're a mean one, Mr. *****
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. *****
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. *****
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. *****
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. *****
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. *****
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a vile one, Mr. *****
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. *****
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk"!
You're a rotter, Mr. *****
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. *****
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. *****
With a nauseous super "naus"!
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. ******
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

If you guessed Mr. tRump, you are correct!

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