Some people are gay in space. Get over it.
Some people are gay in space. Get over it
It must be awful, being a homophobe. Having to spend all that time obsessing about what gay people might be doing with their genitals. Seeing it in your mind, over and over again, in high-definition close-up. Bravely you masturbate, to make the pictures go away, but to no avail. They're seared onto your mental membranes. Every time you close your eyes, an imaginary gay man's imaginary penis rises from the murk, bowing ominously in your direction, sensing your discomfort. Laughing. Mocking. Possibly even winking. How dare they, this man and his penis? How dare they do this to you?
Obviously you can't fight the big gay penis in your head. It has no physical form, so you can't get a grip on it, much as you'd like to. You'd love to grab it and throttle it until it splutters its last. That might bring you closure. But no. So you do the next best thing. You condemn homosexuals in the real world. Maybe if they could just stop all this "being gay" business for 10 minutes, you'd get some respite from that scary headcock. It might shrivel away completely, leaving nothing behind. Except maybe a nice bit of bum.
No, dammit! Forget I said that! No bum either!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/apr/15/charlie-brooker-gay-video-game?CMP=twt_gu
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That was the first step in their recruitment!
(maniacal laughter)
Seriously, if they're that concerned, they should pool their resources and develop their own Old Testament "Stone 'em" game.
I think the kids would love it... They get to capture, prosecute and execute people for the following crimes:
Rebelling against one's parents
Cursing God
Working on the Sabbath
Adultery
Practicing wizardry
Practicing idolatry
Falsely claiming virginity in marriage
