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Related: About this forumThe Actual Gay Agenda vs. What Conservatives Think It Is
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The Actual Gay Agenda vs. What Conservatives Think It Is (Original Post)
Fearless
Apr 2012
OP
You have just given me an excuse to reprise THE LIBERAL AGENDA (from early 2009):
Jackpine Radical
Apr 2012
#5
William769
(55,147 posts)1. Heres a shorter list.
Fearless
(18,421 posts)2. I used that as my icon for a while!
William769
(55,147 posts)3. It's easier for me to remember.
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)4. I really wish I was at home cause I am LMAO...
Some of those suggestions of what conservatives think the gay agenda is, are pretty good. Like making One Day More, the national anthem and making all the channels Bravo, that is if Bravo 42 can have House Hunters on it. And giving Soccer more popular would be good as well, maybe not as a replacement, but as a great addition to all the other sports we enjoy. I also have no problem with making RWers as uncomfortable as possible.
Jackpine Radical
(45,274 posts)5. You have just given me an excuse to reprise THE LIBERAL AGENDA (from early 2009):
I've been hearing a lot lately about some Liberal Agenda that President Obama is about to inflict on us unwilling Americans any second now. Well, this kind of talk scared me as much as the next red-blooded patriot, so I did what any right-thinking person would do under these circumstances. I rushed out and bought up all the 9mm pistol ammunition I could find in the local sporting goods stores. (In case you didn't know it, 9mm is by far the most popular round for home defense.) Turns out all I could find was 3 very overpriced boxes because everyone else seems to have thought of doing this before me. Well, maybe that was for the best, considering that I don't own any 9mm firearms.
Then I started to wonder--what exactly is this Liberal Agenda, anyway? I asked around and nobody down at the Dew Drop Inn seemed to know exactly for sure, so I started searching with the Google and whatnot, and I finally actually found a copy posted on one of those liberal socialist websites. So, without further ado (whatever that is), I present to you--
THE LIBERAL AGENDA
All NASCAR events will immediately be outlawed.
Alcohol will no longer be served in public places, but tavern and bar owners may apply for re-licensure to serve marijuana and effete coffee-based beverages.
Abortions will be available on demand for everyone, and will be mandatory for any pregnant woman who is not a card-carrying Democrat.
Gay marriage will be legalized, as will inter-species domestic partnerships.
All military vehicles such as tanks, airplanes and ships will be painted in rainbow colors to signify inclusiveness, and will be emblazoned with pink triangles.
Atheism will immediately be proclaimed the State religion. Anyone refusing to evolve into an atheist will be sent to a Darwinian re-education camp.
Illegal immigrants will be given preference in federal hiring.
Church services will be outlawed everywhere and replaced with Sunday-morning sensitivity training and yoga.
All guns will be confiscated immediately. People who voluntarily turn in three or more firearms will be awarded free surfboards.
All faith-based charity funding will cease immediately, and the funds will be diverted to the new Adopt-A-Terrorist programs that will be starting up in every state.
Then I started to wonder--what exactly is this Liberal Agenda, anyway? I asked around and nobody down at the Dew Drop Inn seemed to know exactly for sure, so I started searching with the Google and whatnot, and I finally actually found a copy posted on one of those liberal socialist websites. So, without further ado (whatever that is), I present to you--
THE LIBERAL AGENDA
All NASCAR events will immediately be outlawed.
Alcohol will no longer be served in public places, but tavern and bar owners may apply for re-licensure to serve marijuana and effete coffee-based beverages.
Abortions will be available on demand for everyone, and will be mandatory for any pregnant woman who is not a card-carrying Democrat.
Gay marriage will be legalized, as will inter-species domestic partnerships.
All military vehicles such as tanks, airplanes and ships will be painted in rainbow colors to signify inclusiveness, and will be emblazoned with pink triangles.
Atheism will immediately be proclaimed the State religion. Anyone refusing to evolve into an atheist will be sent to a Darwinian re-education camp.
Illegal immigrants will be given preference in federal hiring.
Church services will be outlawed everywhere and replaced with Sunday-morning sensitivity training and yoga.
All guns will be confiscated immediately. People who voluntarily turn in three or more firearms will be awarded free surfboards.
All faith-based charity funding will cease immediately, and the funds will be diverted to the new Adopt-A-Terrorist programs that will be starting up in every state.