The last supper

[William769]

Take that Serbia! That's Jesus telling you banning LGBT Pride is NOT cool.

[xchrom]

1. Jesus had Teh Fabulous. Great spikes. And a Pit Bull.

Now how much Cool could you want?

[msongs]

2. will there be riots over this blasphemy? :-) nt

[Raster]

3. If Jesus and the Apostles had been Gay....

1. The 'Sermon on the Mount' would be a musical

2. Jesus would never wear white after Labor Day

3. Priests would get married ... wait a minute ... never mind

4. The Gospels would be Matthew, Mark, Luke and Bruce

5. Mary's hair would be FLAWLESS

6. The Temple would not have been cleansed of money changers, just re-decorated

7. The water at the Wedding Feast of Cana would have turned into dry martinis with just a splash of Curacao for color

8. The Triumphal Entry just SCREAMS for a drag number

9. The 'Beatitudes' would begin with "Fabulous are they..."

10. The Last Supper would have been a brunch.

[William769]

4. The real story of Eve.

[xchrom]

5. I'm pretty sure all of those are in the gospels -

Except for maybe the musical part - Cole porter hadn't been born yet.

BUT IF HE HAD...