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aranthus

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Sat Sep 17, 2016, 05:03 PM Sep 2016

UN Commission Finds Jews to Be “Only Ethnic Group That Doesn’t Really Belong Anywhere”

From the Mid-East Beast

http://www.themideastbeast.com/un-commission-finds-jews-ethnic-group-doesnt-really-belong-anywhere/


“Jews,” according to the Commission, “despite genetic testing showing they’re all related, don’t really come from or belong anywhere.” The UN statement read, “We are currently working off the hypothesis that the People of the Book are produced via a process we call ‘Spontaneous Jewneration.’”

For those who don't know, the Mid-East Beast is a satire website. A little humor every now and then doesn't hurt.

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