Hah! Ultimate GOP Candidate Climate Question Matrix For Debate Season

[hatrack]

EDIt

Preferred climate question
Accepting as a given the overwhelming scientific agreement that humans are changing the climate of the planet, what policies or strategies, if any, would you support to address this issue?

Weasel-word climate question #1
Do you understand that there is overwhelming scientific agreement that humans are changing the climate? If not, why not? It's not as though every national academy of sciences on the planet, every professional geophysical scientific society, and more than 97 percent of the world's climate scientists haven't been saying this over and over and over for decades.

Weasel-word climate question #2
If you insist on answering "I am not a scientist," do you know how to find a real one to talk to? Because we have lists.

Weasel-word climate question #3
Please spell "climate change."

Weasel-word climate question #4
Batman or Superman? Kirk or Picard?

EDIT

http://climatechangepsychology.blogspot.com/2015/07/the-climate-question-that-should-be.html

[daleanime]

1. This would be funny.....

if it didn't ring so true.

[postulater]

2. Picard.