Bryan Fischer: ‘Enormously insensitive’ to hurt God’s feelings by not using oil

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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/30/bryan-fischer-enormously-insensitive-to-hurt-gods-feelings-by-not-using-oil/




Bryan Fischer: ‘Enormously insensitive’ to hurt God’s feelings by not using oil
By David Edwards
Friday, November 30, 2012 13:53 EST

Bryan Fischer, the director of issues analysis of the conservative fundamentalist American Family Association, on Thursday told a so-called “expert” who denies climate change that not using God’s fossil fuels would be like “crushing” someone’s feelings by rejecting their birthday present.

The Cornwall Alliance’s Calvin Beisner, who has previously said that believing in climate change “is an insult to God,” explained on Thursday that the Bible said it was also very rude to not use oil, coal and natural gas.

“The wicked and lazy master was the one who buried his talent in the ground and didn’t do anything to multiply it,” Beisner explained. “That’s essentially what those who say we need to stop using oil, coal and natural gas are telling us to do. Just leave those resources buried in the ground, rather than pulling them out and multiplying their value for human benefit.”

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“And you think, that’s kind of how we’re treating God when he’s given us these gifts of abundant and inexpensive and effective fuel sources,” Fischer added. “And we don’t thank him for it and we don’t use it.”

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1. They truly are crazy aren't they

We have GOT to get a super, duper, quadluper majority in 2014. It is imperative to the future of our country - these nuts are going to destroy us if they get in power!

Annette

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2. Jesus died for our fins.

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3. dominionists suck the life force out of me

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4. Two people who truly deserve the epithet "Batshit Crazy".

I had to read the article just to make sure it wasn't some kind of weird parody cross-posted by mistake.

Poe's Law writ large.

(And, what's worse, I dread to think how many brainless wonders are being convinced by those charlatans.)