Free subscription to Maxim magazine

[Major Nikon]

Mercury Magazines is a reputable provider. Naturally you get a lot of junk mail as is the case with most any magazine subscription.

http://cdn.mercurymagazines.com/121-12165904/index.html

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Why, youuuuuuu!

(shakes fist) Do you know just what sort of filth they put in there? Sick!

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

2. Buffy's little sister!!!

No!!!!

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

3. Oh, wait....Sex Academy

"Get an A in giving her an O"

See, that's considerate.

[Warren DeMontague]

6. What if you want to give her an I, an E and U? and sometimes, even Y?

Good God, Man, what THEN???

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

7. Dude, if you do it right....

....that is the sequence of letters she should run through.

[Warren DeMontague]

12. ***

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

13. *snarf*

Oh my god....

I don't like Elmo's creepy male gaze here, I'll tell you that....

[Warren DeMontague]

14. Norah Jones has a wonderful voice, though.

Some of those celebrity turns on Sesame Street are classic.

[Major Nikon]

4. ...

[Warren DeMontague]

5. You laugh...

but it's the reason they don't let me host the Channel 5 News, anymore.

[opiate69]

9. Mr. Treehorn.....

http://m.

[Warren DeMontague]

10. ...Clearly modeled after Andrew Blake.

Not that I would know who that is.

[opiate69]

11. Sick!! VILE!!!!! EEEEVIIIL!!!!!!!!

Me, I've been trying to find some old Michael Ninn stuff (preferably Latex) for my wife... for such an allegedly transformative cult classic, it's damned near impossible to find.. at least in the brick & mortar shops..

[loli phabay]

15. lol, not a fan of latex as you know. much prefer other constriction materials

[Doctor_J]

8. michelle. mmmmm

Epic lips and freckles. Great head of hair. Nice shape for a skinny girl.

[loli phabay]

16. yup a very pretty girl, do love her hair.