How to Standout as a Gringo in Latin America
Have you ever wanted to standout obnoxiously in a foreign country? Tired of panama hats, Under Armour®, and high performance cameras?
If you are gringo on a busy schedule, but still enjoy being stared down by everyone in town, then look no further. Introducing the all-in-one Alien Suit™. Finally be recognized as the extraterrestrial everyone thinks you are!
EZ Fit™
Get rid of your cumbersome fanny packs, roller suitcases, and noise cancelling headphones and join the new wave. Simply force your legs into skin tight latex.
Its sleek design incorporates the classic narrow head look with that signature I want to devour you with my face smile. Using advanced polymers bathed in dark green paint, this suit really captures the essence of mal-formed alien ribs.
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"Hola amigos...quieren compartir una cerveza con migo?"
Read more here: http://revpana.wordpress.com/2012/08/03/how-to-standout-in-a-foreign-country/
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Welcome to D.U. 
Yes, gotta make sure the tail is extra hard plastic so that turning around is a liability for others in the room.
Happy to be here. Great organization!
