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A 22-year-old man is facing lewd or lascivious charges after a bizarre incident at a Lutz CVS.
According to deputies, Jeremiah Phillip Patterson took his clothes off in the bathroom of a CVS on the 2300 block of Land O Lakes Boulevard on Tuesday.
Deputies said he then left the bathroom naked and proceeded to rummage through six dog beds. Deputies said he grabbed three and laid on top of them in the bathroom naked.
Patterson is also charged with retail petit theft as the store could no longer sell the dog beds.
http://www.bradenton.com/2014/12/31/5557685_deputies-florida-man-gets-naked.html
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@_FloridaMan strips naked in CVS, sleeps in dog beds (Original Post)
UrbScotty
Dec 2014
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Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)1. To be fair to Floridaman, some of those dog beds are damn comfy.
Quantess
(27,630 posts)2. They could no longer sell the dog beds.
What self respecting dog would accept a dog bed that been slept in by a naked man?
shenmue
(38,506 posts)3. Hoomins
They so funny sometimes.