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Dumb Criminals: Guy Jerks Off Naked In Front Yard After Mom Bans Porn In House
Anthony Smith said his mom won’t let him watch porn in the house.
“Instead, he goes outside nude and walks around hoping that someone will see him,” an arrest affidavit states.
Anthony Smith
That’s what Smith, 21, told Martin County Sheriff’s deputies Nov. 14 when they went to the 1900 block of Southeast Monroe Street in Stuart for a report of a nude dude.
Two people shortly after 1 p.m. said they saw Smith standing in his yard. He had no clothes on and was masturbating.
When a sheriff’s lieutenant pulled up, he noticed Smith “bending down naked in the driveway.”
http://offthebeat.blogs.tcpalm.com/2014/12/09/1010/
“Instead, he goes outside nude and walks around hoping that someone will see him,” an arrest affidavit states.
Anthony Smith
That’s what Smith, 21, told Martin County Sheriff’s deputies Nov. 14 when they went to the 1900 block of Southeast Monroe Street in Stuart for a report of a nude dude.
Two people shortly after 1 p.m. said they saw Smith standing in his yard. He had no clothes on and was masturbating.
When a sheriff’s lieutenant pulled up, he noticed Smith “bending down naked in the driveway.”
http://offthebeat.blogs.tcpalm.com/2014/12/09/1010/
I like that this is posted in a section called "Off The Beat".
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