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Related: About this forumFlorida Man Sent To Hospital After Attempting To Have Sex With Beer Can
A man from Florida has been taken to hospital with severe cuts to his genitalia.
Beer can - Photo: AnArt.
The unnamed and rather embarrassed man from Barto reports to have been out in the town trying to find a lady friend to mate with, when he came home on his own, on Wednesday.
The Florida man said that he was "extremely horny". That's when he grabbed an empty beer can, and began to "try to make love to it".
http://www.whizba.com/article/51711008638/Weird/Florida-man-tries-to-have-sex-with-beer-can-ends-up-in-hospital./#.U3FB49FlA0M
Beer can - Photo: AnArt.
The unnamed and rather embarrassed man from Barto reports to have been out in the town trying to find a lady friend to mate with, when he came home on his own, on Wednesday.
The Florida man said that he was "extremely horny". That's when he grabbed an empty beer can, and began to "try to make love to it".
http://www.whizba.com/article/51711008638/Weird/Florida-man-tries-to-have-sex-with-beer-can-ends-up-in-hospital./#.U3FB49FlA0M
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Florida Man Sent To Hospital After Attempting To Have Sex With Beer Can (Original Post)
Initech
May 2014
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Aristus
(66,397 posts)1. Florida Man is at it again.
Neoma
(10,039 posts)2. How drunk do you have to be? ...
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)3. There's a Jimmy Buffet song in there, I swear.
Initech
(100,081 posts)4. "Cut to Ribbons"?
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)5. "The sutures on my johnson cannot mend this broken heart"
Initech
(100,081 posts)6. *gets out ukulele*
"Oh I'm cut to ribbons cause I wanted to get my drink on and then get my freak on, and there was no woman next to me."
MADem
(135,425 posts)7. That's a bit worse than stepping on a pop top....nt
liberal N proud
(60,338 posts)8. Only a Florida Man would try this
FSogol
(45,491 posts)9. Do they still make Mickeys Malt Liquor in the big mouth bottles?
Just saying....
Victor_c3
(3,557 posts)10. How'd he even get "it" to fit in the can?
I always thought I was kind of on the average side of the endowment scale, but I can't imagine how anyone would be able to put their man-meat in the mouth of a can.
Initech
(100,081 posts)11. That is a good question!
And I'm not sure I want to know the answer either!
Kaleva
(36,312 posts)12. What hot blooded man here HASN'T made sweet love to a beer can?