Now you can be buried in a bacon coffin

[n2doc]

The guys at J&’s Foods — the makers of bacon salt, baconnaise and bacon Kevin Bacon — just introduced the ultimate bacon must-have.
A bacon coffin.

Early April Fool’s joke? Perhaps. But the last time J&D’s joked about making a weird bacon product (bacon lube, in that case), they ended up having to manufacturer it for distribution due to high demand.
The coffin costs $3,000 according to the seller’s website.
Here’s how it’s described:

This genuine bacon casket is made of 18 Gauge Gasketed Steel with Premium Bacon Exterior/Interior, and includes a Memorial and Record Tube, Adjustable Bed and Mattress and Stationary and Swingbar handles. It also includes a bacon air freshener for when you get that buried-underground, not-so-fresh feeling.
There are all sorts of unusual caskets out there – motorcycles, PBR cans, iPhones, tanks, Star Trek themes and more. We think that your final resting place deserves the eternal glory that is bacon.
No returns accepted.

http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/03/29/now-you-can-be-buried-in-a-bacon-coffin/?tsp=1

[liberal N proud]

1. Just in case were buried alive, so the dogs will dig you up.