Dumb Criminals: Man Caught Having Sex With Pool Raft Also Had Sex With Pumpkin

[Initech]

Maybe he called it his "jack-off lantern."

Edwin Tobergta of Hamilton, Ohio, is now famous as the man caught having sex with a pool raft. His sentencing hearing this week offered a little insight into his proclivities. One thing that stands out: He once pleasured himself with a pumpkin.

Tobergta was sentenced this week to 11 months in prison for defiling the inflatable raft, according to WXIX. He committed the act in June, in front of children.

At an earlier court session, Tobergta plead guilty to public indecency.

This is the second time Tobergta has been caught in flagrante delicto with an inflatable pool toy. The same thing happened in 2011.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/08/edwin-tobergta-sentenced_n_4241201.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

[In_The_Wind]

1. Sicko

[img][/img] There are so many things wrong with what he's doing.

[MADem]

2. These sorts of fetish-y stories always wind up in Offbeat/Weird News aggregates.

There was a guy who had his way with motor vehicles a while back...

Very strange conduct, indeed. Can't even begin to fathom what they're thinking....

[47of74]

4. And from there go on to the Stephanie Miller show.

Due to some helpful elves...

[MADem]

5. HA!! nt

[TreasonousBastard]

3. Hey, whatever floats your raft, but...

while I don't have any problem with his fetishes, the point is not what he did, but that he did it in front of kids. Not cool.

Did he clean the raft properly before tossing it back in the pool? (Probably not that important considering the sorts of things that happen in pools)

Pumpkin, eh? I've heard of guys doing it with a watermelon, because they say a watermelon left out in the sun feels just like... (never mind-- but it was farmhands who said this, but I bet hardly anyone would buy a melon with a hole in it anyway)