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Dumb Criminals: South Carolina Man Charged With Rubbing Buttered Toast On SUV
A man from Union has been arrested after a neighbor accused him of smearing buttered toast on her SUV.
Union County sheriff's deputies say 34-year-old Christopher Brannon was arrested Saturday and charged with malicious damage to property.
Authorities say a woman reported seeing Brannon wiping something on the back windshield of her SUV. The woman found a greasy film on the glass and a piece of buttered toast on the ground nearby.
http://thetandd.com/news/state-and-regional/sc-man-charged-with-smearing-buttered-toast-on-suv/article_da235a4f-7393-5cd3-a733-ded549d63986.html
Union County sheriff's deputies say 34-year-old Christopher Brannon was arrested Saturday and charged with malicious damage to property.
Authorities say a woman reported seeing Brannon wiping something on the back windshield of her SUV. The woman found a greasy film on the glass and a piece of buttered toast on the ground nearby.
http://thetandd.com/news/state-and-regional/sc-man-charged-with-smearing-buttered-toast-on-suv/article_da235a4f-7393-5cd3-a733-ded549d63986.html
Good thing "buttered toast" isn't a metaphor for something else!
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