Dumb Criminals: Florida Woman Keys Penis Into Car, Then Leaves Explanatory Note
WESLEY CHAPEL At noon in the Publix parking lot, a woman took to a silver Kia with a key and a vendetta. She dug the key into the passenger-side paint so hard it exposed the bare metal underneath. On the hood, she etched a crude sketch of male genitalia.
Then the woman walked into the supermarket at 1920 Bruce B. Downs Blvd. and went to the customer service desk, where a clerk handed her a Post-it note.
Security camera footage shows the woman scribbling something on the note, then walking back out to the parking lot.
The woman affixed the note to the SUV's windshield, where the owner was sure to notice:
"Hey I keyed your car," it read. "You didn't stop for pedestrians as is law. Since no cop to enforce a ticket, this should cover the cost of your fine. Have a good day. P.S. Don't be a d---."
The owner of the car, Debra Streets, 63, found the note and the damage soon after it happened on April 17. She went into the Publix and called 911. The damage to the SUV: $1,240.13.
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Intentions were good, but wrong way to do things.