Sorry, No Accused Felon Looks Good With One Of Those Yellow Crayon Band-Aids On His Face
Meet Duane Longacre.
Following a brief high-speed chase, the 27-year-old was arrested yesterday by Indiana cops who tried to pull Longacre over when they spotted him driving a stolen vehicle. The pursuit ended when Longacre drove over a sidewalk, cleared a small brick wall, and crashed into a tree.
Longacre--wanted on gun and auto theft charges--then bolted from the totaled car and dove into a nearby river. He was quickly fished out, handcuffed, and transported to a hospital for treatment of injuries suffered in the crash.
While at the hospital, the accused felon--whose rap sheet includes a pair of convictions for methamphetamine possession--was outfitted with the marvelous yellow crayon bandage seen in his mug shot (which, of course, just screams badass car thief).
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/crayon-band-aid-on-suspect-768512
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