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Related: About this forumPepperoni Penis Incident Gets New York Man Arrested
Pepperoni penis jokes are probably not too uncommon, but a Potsdam, New York man probably isnt laughing after his arrest Wednesday following an alleged gross out incident in a Hannaford supermarket.
The pepperoni penis incident was observed only due to omnipresent security cameras and an eagle-eyed guard at the Hannaford in Massena.
According to local news reports, 41-year-old John Allison of Potsdam was allegedly spied in the pepperoni penis assault on camera, and the site explains:
Investigators said Allison rubbed a packaged stick of pepperoni on his exposed penis inside the Hannaford store at the St. Lawrence Plaza Police said he then put the food back on the store shelf.
Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/664958/pepperoni-penis/#gpidvJxD7zLXQzB6.99
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Pepperoni Penis Incident Gets New York Man Arrested (Original Post)
Initech
May 2013
OP
I think it's funny how they make him look like a really demented, evil Frodo.
Warren DeMontague
May 2013
#5
Oh hell no! I thought the guy was going to act like the pepperoni was his penis. Hilarity ensues. I didn't want to know the dude rubbed his junk on the pepperoni and put it back! GROSS what the hell.
RevStPatrick
(2,208 posts)2. This is what's commonly called a "youthful indiscretion."
This kid is only 41, after all...
:pepperonipenis:
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)3. Know what happened to the last guy that tried that trick, don't you?
kas125
(2,472 posts)4. Hey, I know who that guy is -
Cheney's great-great-great great grandfather, right?
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)5. I think it's funny how they make him look like a really demented, evil Frodo.
I wonder if that's a coincidence or another Martin Genre-tweak.
kas125
(2,472 posts)6. He does do a great job of playing demented and evil. I read somewhere that the actor
was the lead singer in a band until a few years ago when he switched to acting. I never liked Theon, but I cringed at those scenes.