Romanian Man Sues Catholic Priest For Failing To Exorcise Flatuent Demons From House

[Initech]

Madalin Ciculescu, an attorney in Romania, was plagued with foul-smelling demons in his house who constantly turned his electrical gadgets on and off. So he hired four local Orthodox priests to exorcise them. In his lawsuit, Ciculescu argues that they didn't finish the job:


'When I am at home they switch the TV on and off all the time, they make foul smells that give me headaches and basically roam unhindered around my house and my business.'
The man produced his mother to back up his claim saying that even the hair-dryer was possessed and a black shadow came out of it when anyone tried to use it - and she also said the fridge was infested by the flatulent demons that she confirmed left foul smells about the property.

But the lawyer for the Archdiocese from Arges, Anton Alin, rejected the allegation of fraud saying that the exorcism had been properly carried out and they believed the allegations of further demons and more bad smells were simply a product of the man's imagination

http://www.neatorama.com/2013/04/07/Romanian-Man-Sues-Bishop-and-Priests-for-Failing-to-Exorcise-Flatulent-Demons-from-His-House/

Really it's 2013 and people are worried about fart demons?

[MADem]

1. He might try replacing the wax seal around his toilet and cutting back on the broccoli and beans! nt

[patricia92243]

2. I have a flatulant demon lying on the couch beside me - better known

as my Toy Poodle.

[TxDemChem]

3. Perhaps he should leave out Beano and Lactase

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On a table overnight. I mean, really, how many demons do YOU know who aren't lactose-intolerant? Lol, all the ones I've met just don't handle dairy well. Or maybe, just maybe, there is sulfur in their water lines.

[MrMickeysMom]

4. The power of poot implores you!

[Initech]

5. Start reading from Psalm 4:20 and don't stop!