Woman Finds "Sign From God" In Goldfish Cracker

[Initech]

“They called me back and said there’s no way this could have been printed like that in the factory," she told Florida Today. "They said it sounds like something miraculous happened."

Burke found particular significance in her discovery because she made it during Holy Week, the week before Easter in the Christian religion. Also, the fish symbol holds prominence in the Bible, where it's written that Christ fed 5,000 people with two fish and five loaves of bread and referred to his disciples as "fishers of men."

Sacred sightings like Burke's have popped up in all forms. In February, one man from Ohio claimed an image of Christ appeared in bird poop splattered on his windshield. Another man in Texas said his burnt breakfast taco displayed Jesus' face.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/04/patti-burke-god-in-goldfish-melbourne_n_3015823.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

[trusty elf]

1. Bird turd Jesus

Skeptics, how do you explain this?!

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[Initech]

5. Bird Turd Jesus had better be playing Coachella this year!

[Curmudgeoness]

6. Bird Turd Jesus!!!!!

OMG, you have me laughing so hard that I am crying.

But.....I think it looks more like Kris Kristofferson. Just saying.

[krispos42]

2. He's everywhere

[jerseyjack]

3. I remember in the '70's a woman in Arizona found the face of Jesus on a tortilla. I began writing a

song about it. I expect it would have been a hit and I coulda gotten royalties. I never finished it but here are the beginning two lines.

"Oh Sacred Tortilla,
We're dyin' to see ya...."

That's as far as I got.

If anyone wants to finish it, I will share royalties with you.

[Initech]

4. There was a joke on The Simpsons one time:

Marge: Homer that's not god, that's just a waffle that Bart threw up to the ceiling.
Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee... (eats anyway)

[Curmudgeoness]

7. Knowing myself, I woulda just eaten it before I noticed.

I have probably eaten a lot of images of Jesus.

Oh well.